Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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