Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i dont even know how to be here
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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