belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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