I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We're not piercing ourselves today.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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