omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I want her autograph on my taint
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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