Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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