He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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