Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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