Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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