question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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