Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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