went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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