I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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