flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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