very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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