she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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