u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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