summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
