Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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