OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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