i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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