Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Randomize
