Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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