When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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