I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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