ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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