Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
