Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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