Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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