i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
