Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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