Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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