Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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