I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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