im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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