Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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