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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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