i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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