I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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