But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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