his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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