on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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