love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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