youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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