I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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