so explain again why im purple
no
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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