Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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