I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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