We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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