Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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