i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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