I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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